rhydonmyhardon:

jrdyn:

reaction images need to stop those were cool in 2011

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averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

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tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via collidewiththecunt)

manic-satanic:

mrdeadlyhitman:

manic-satanic:

How did Girl Scouts become so socialist, gay-supporting and abortion-supporting while Boy Scouts is still so conservative

Oh wait it’s probably because girls are better

Are you implying being Conservative is bad?

good reading comprehension. 

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